Posts Tagged ‘Wii’

Screeee!

April 20, 2008

I’m a woman with many talents as y’all know: writer, drinker, cashier, loser of jobs, driveway thrower-upper, couch passer-outer – but in the past year I’ve discovered my great potential as a stripper.

Seriously.

Don’t ask me how – actually, ask the Raven.

Anywho, if this comes to light, I will probably never leave the house again…

Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company that manufactures the Carmen Electra endorsed home pole dancing kit, is currently seeking a partner to bring its brand to Wii.

According to Tech Digest, the company has sent out an email to prospective partners, unveiling its idea for a Wii game that would have you “shake your booty” and “spin your thing”.

Whilst pole dancing hardly fits in with Nintendo’s family friendly image, it does almost make sense if you regard Pole Dancing as way to keep fit. Especially considering Wii Fit is coming out next week.

Oh, and here’s the commercial for the current, non-digital version. Viewer discretion advised for the birdie-bloggers NOT into the pretty pretty pink:

Big Willy Unleashed!

March 6, 2008

No, I’m not talking about how my evening went. Or am I?

But, in all seriousness to the important matter of willies (both big and small … no wait … just big), I’m talking about this:

We picked it up on a weekend sojourn to BestBuy Mountain,  and it is by far the most entertaining thing I’ve ever done with a big willy (on a TV screen in my living room). In addition to running around disintegrating and anal probing (you can use a gun for that?!) witless humans, you can jump yo’ alien ass into (not onto) the Big Willy and run around eye-zapping, barfing (acid) and farting (ass-gas) on them too!

FUN!

Seriously! Check it out:

Next time we have a get-together at my place, I’ll be sure to unleash my Big Willy for our mutual entertainment.