Dearest Friends at Rosemount Winery,
Thank you so very much for creating your plentiful and delicious varieties of red waahhhn for my copious enjoyment. You are truly “a diamond worth discovering.”
In fact, you are so delicious that I managed to enjoy and entire bottle of Cab-Merlot this weekend. Yes, that’s right. All by myself. Good times were had by all, but not by me the next morning.
If, in the future, you could perhaps put out a line of delicious and cost-effective wine that is hangover-free, it would be greatly appreciated. This would help me not spend all day in my pajamas, eating slice after slice of cold, dessicated pizza while cursing the sun, the Sister, and my liver.
Many thanks in advance,
Swallow.
P.S.: Yes, I realize that this image looks kinda dirty. You know you like it.
