Posts Tagged ‘Rant’

Why can’t Creative™ go faster?

February 19, 2008

This was put to me this afternoon, when faced with a crushing timeline on a big project. Not, of course, that my daily toil involves anything other than crushing timelines, but still, it sets the stage.

Person A needs time to review it. Regualatory Board B needs to approve it too. Person C needs to proof it in English and French, and Production Guy D needs it all by end of day otherwise he can’t guarantee disking it in time.

So what’s the solution? CREATIVE CAN GO FASTER!

Which leads me to telling Persons X and Y that if we don’t get the time we need, that I can’t guarantee it won’t be a giant piece of shit. Try selling that to Person A.

Yes, I realize that this is just a pointless rant, but it feels good to let it out. Kind of like making sweet sweet love to your genetic clone (and then killing him).