Re: re: Pointless

Need I say more?

 

re: Pointless

I would totally be played by Tatum Channing.

I mean, can’t you see the resemblance?
Clearly he’s, like, smart, and funny, and ya know … likes Mini Coopers.
And stuff.

Mmmmmm. Stuff. 

 

Pointless

In a completely random story, I heard this morning that the geniuses behind the first Point Break movie starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves, are going to make a sequel.

I’m sorry…what? A sequel?

Good Lord.

That’s it. That’s all I have to report. Imagine how great my shock is at 6:30am….sigh. Now, if they made a Birdcage® movie (a good one about us, not that one with Nathan Lane), who would play you? Discuss.

I choose Jennifer Beals. The resemblance is just so striking…and we’re both maniacs, maniacs, on the flo-oh-or, and we’re dancin’ like we’ve never danced before…

I wish I could quit you…wait, I just did!

So my fellow birdies, after 9 months of torture, fun, discounts, long midnight shifts, free makeup, crushing on gay men (a.k.a 90% of the staff), meeting tons of new friends, restraining myself from maiming/killing my former douchebag manager, restraining myself from burning down the photolab, restraining myself from burning down the store, using my position (once promoted) to socialize instead of working, robbing the cradle, and using the storage fridge as a place to make out…*DEEP BREATH*…I handed in my THREE weeks notice on Friday. So as of May 30th, I be outta there. The mofos have me working both days on the weekend – meaning, in addition to the day job, I am often working seven days a week. And that’s when I sat up and said “Oh, HELL NAW!”

For all my complaining though, I loved it there. LOVED IT. I would totally do it all over again. Oddly enough, it’s been one of the best experiences of my life, and wouldn’t trade it for anything. It’s crazy what that place has done for my life. Nevertheless, I’m still glad to be leaving! It’s beyond time I move on. Plus, if I really need a discount, I can use the Baby Duck’s. Speaking of which: that’s another reason why I’m glad to be leaving, because once we became an official couple he told everybody and then everybody told everybody so now everybody knows. And think its a good idea to tease us about it. Makes for an uncomfortable work environment sometimes…so my timing was perfect.

I pray to Jebus that this is my last foray into retail.

 

 

Bat-a-wang

Is it just me, or does the intake thingy on the front of the 1989 Batmobile look a lot like a sex toy?

I’m just sayin’

The Swallow has Landed

C’caw my bitchez!

I hope your days are currently filled with excitement and frivolity.
My day is currently filled with trying to negotiate a new office, and convince the “regular” creatives with whom I reside that I am not some strange sort of alien creature. Even though I have a WAY sweeter laptop than all of them. <evil laugh goes here>. 

That is all for now.